Werdless Wednesday - Rush Hour

Competishun

My pal Dusty the BT over at LIFE WITH MY DOGS BLOG be hazzin a competishun for his 1st burfdee and I do be enterin it....

My entry do be my face....he he....no laffin at the back

....appy burfdee Dusty my chum....woof

Cuzzin Tilly

On Sunday we ave been to see cuzzin Tilly at her house. We been there before but not when Tilly be livin there. Is just takin an hour to get there in the Limo...

..Nana greet us wiv a chew each: ere be Lola's...

...sneaky Tilly use distraction as excuse to get in my travel bed...grr

.....but rilly she only ave eyes and ears for one thing....

..frow da ball, frow da ball, frow da ball

..frow it agane, frow it agane

......she was pretty sure she was gonna beat me an Lola to it....

*winning ears*

Ha! Beated you....

...keep up slowcoach

I win.....

I win agane...

...an agane pleez

I decide this be too much for me: all runnin an no winnin so i go for a sit down...

Is that Nana's cooking I smell?...

We had some delishuss lunch: chicken and veg mixed in wiv our kibble...

...*nom nom*...

 It was nommy cos Nana is the best cook. After lunch, i was finking that there was summing missing...

...i am sure there was 3 dogs before..

 ...Lola and Tilly been taken out on a walk but I dint be goin cos I did big walk yesterday and also running after balls so i was a bit pooped...

..Tilly chasin sticks....

...where ave she gone?....

....our visit be over too soon but Tilly ave smooch for me before we go...

...gerofff......

....and for them wot like news of Clapton, ere be the highlights of his week...

...supervisin I noms...

..chekkin up on da news...

eh? wot?.....supervisin drum practiss

...stock-take...

....relaxin wiv bacom sammidge on Sunday...

....seein you all on twitter...

Ok, dat be it for us. I wish you a apply week. Woof.....Marley

News of The Werld

Ello my pals. Today, i do be bringin you news of #flatmarley. We dussnt usually use dis blog for that, but we put it ere today in case you dint find your way over to #flatmarley HQ wot be HERE

It ave been a pawsome start to da #flatmarley season. Furst off I do say many fanks to all them wot ave donated munnee to Dogs Trust. As I do be snoopervisin the typin of this entry we do ave raised £188 for Dogs Trust and same agains for Terrier Rescue. Hurray!! You is all very kind.

And so to bizness....my pal Smudge ave grashussly allowed to me to goo of wiv his mum an dad to Doobai to sellybrate mum's burfdee....is a good job too cos the wevver be savagein da UK...

...dry-wevver terrier...

....but we was soon able to relax in our furst class seats and kick back....

....better fasten seat belt for take-off

...and after a long and groolin flight wot better than to relax in a shady pool wiv my new pal Keef...

....where's Mick?....

...before headin out on the town to take in da sights...incloodin the werld's biggest bildin....

....peemailed..of corse

I do ope Smudge be sendin me more fotos from Doobai as da week progress.

Owever, that do not be all for #flatmarley. He has been bizze wiv his pal Tim @extratrainer ...we ave gone up Norf to start wiv...

southern border gone Norf....

off to Blackpool for sightseein

.....before elpin to open a new otel nearby...

....and anuvver in Liverpool....

And...to wets your appytite for comin back to see wot #flatmarley be gettin up to he ave been promised quadbikin in Doobai, trips in da canoe wiv Jed Bramwell, a shoppin trip to LA wiv BT pal Ennis from Poland, many trips to da Olympics, some visitin in Canada....a pint or two of Guinness in Dublin and mebbe some slebrity pawties!! And no doubt much more as his pals get bizee wiv their printers....(we haz one request for a life-sized model! BOL).

Appy days.......Marley at #flatmarleyHQ

A Very Speshull Nouncement

Ello for you...it do be me, Marley.

your correspondent....

....today i duss be bringing you momentous news. As you kno, i duss be livin ere wiv Lola and sumtimes i do fink it mite be nice to ave a little brofur to play wiv instead becos Lola be a hoomnguss pain in da butt is entitled to her own space and fings.....so tonite Lola do say she ave spied sumfing in the dining room....

do it be friend or foe?.....

...OMD, look at this ansome chap who ave come to visit wiv us....i wonder who he do be....

hmmmm, he seem to ave a beard like mine...

....Lola gib him a proper snooterin to be chekkin owt who and wot he might be.....

...no manners...

....he be a little bit shy so i dussnt want to scare him so i say him to be writ in his name for us...

....doin it old style....

.....he say he do be called Clapton...and he ave been sent ere by the luvvly lady at 21stCenturyBears cos she ave eard that we ave pawfect facilities for border terriers....i do immediately fink we has to make Clapton feel at ome and so we present him wiv a gift....

...chew of peace....

....and we do lend him da iBone so he can be phonin back to his pals to let em know he be arrivin safely...

*ring ring*....ello? Is that Eric? I ave arrive...

...and becos i fink he be tired after his long journee i do offer him some noms...cos i dussnt mind sharin...

...elp yore self my chum....

...he say me this is a small porshun....

....after dinner he do say me he want to be fully paid-up member of da familee and dat mean doin his share of chores.......

....doin squizzle patrol in sector 3....

...takin dooties very seriously indeed.....

.....and he do such a pawsome job that we is immediately appy to be sharin wiv him all da Marley Secrets.....

....urry up, mum's comin....

.....I do fink we is goin to be very apply avin Clapton to liv wiv us.....and of corse we do ave to deal wiv the most impawtant step in his induction....

...wot be this Twitter of which you speak....

...and we do be announcin that you can be speakin wiv Clapton on @claptonterrier .....and i do say HURRAY for brofurs...

...even ones made of kinittin....

...*appy dancin*......Marley

#flatmarley

Ello for you....I just wanted to let readers who do not be on twitter kno that we is playin our #flatmarley game agane this summer and opin to raise some munnee for the Dogs trust.

If you would like to join in den all da details are on the #flatmerley blog wot you can see by clickin HERE

Is very simple....even Lola can unnerstand it.

Anyway, that do be it....I leev you wiv free pishure to keep you laffin...

*cat sleep mask*

Werdless Wednesday - the many faces of Marley

*listenin to your joke face*

*i is laffin at your joke face*

*is so funnee i gib you smooch face*